#lucifer season five

[sammygender]

i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester

[imsaunteringvaguelydownwards]

yall my brain is broken. I drew soukoku as the destiel meme and kunakida as the Sam “I lost my shoe” scene and this is peak humor to me

[cupisketches]

so how’s everyone feeling after the finale….

[dayscapism]

I will never watch another final season of ANY TV show ever again. Especially not from Netflix. Yes, I just finished watching Umbrella Academy season 4.

Season 3 was horrible in many ways, too, but it was still salvageable. Season 4 is the worst thing I have ever seen put to TV. (With the sole exceptions of Claus and Claire Bear precious uncle/niece relationship. And Viktor confident, trying his best to save everyone, including Ben. Nothing else! Nothing else is worth SHIT this season..)

I'm literally crying. Nothing, not even season season 7 of The 100 has made me this angry and sad.

This season buried everything, plot, world, the canon, the characters, the relationships. Everything! It ruined everything. And none of it made sense either! The number of plotholes!!! A first draft has fewer plotholes. And what a horrible message! You're telling neurodivergent, traumatized diverse kids/people shouldn't exist???

If I ever see any of the writers in real life... the gods help them... I want to make them dissapear from existence by a magical instalove octopus, then jump in time and burn the scripts of this season so it never happened 💔

First the 100, then Lucifer now Umbrella Academy. Please, no more. STOP RUINING OUR AMAZING SHOWS!

[scifidancer]

Lauren German and Aimee Garcia in Hawaii Five - 0 (Season 2, episode "Pahele", 2011), before they were together in the series Lucifer

[soullessjack]

i don’t feel like drawing it yet but mentally I’m putting jack and mark and mike in a little ballooned gymnasium support group blunt rotation for guys with evil dads they’re trying really hard to not be like

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

I’m watching a tv show rn and frankly the amount of emotional turmoil I’m currently feeling should be illegal I’m sobbing and I should be sleeping this tv show is nothing but pain and suffering and— *clicks on next episode*

[dont-tell-mom-and-dad]

[likeaprayermp3]

does anybody else think maybe this show is not very good

[therealbaberuthless]

EVERYONE GO FOLLOW MY AMAZING ARTIST BESTIE HOW JST JOIND TUMBLR!!

@lobslol

SHE DESERVES APPRECIATION

[lionofstone]

every day i come closer to rewatching supernatural

[ultimatecutenesspeaks]

Bunny yeah that kinda truth though but I’m pretty sure haruki is little more bigger than Lucifer actually as both talk with Lucifer about this husk just eat one of sol and haruki desserts as he has a small smile as he whispers to himself husk heh it reminds of my Nephew sweets

Mizuki: Eh, not exactly. He looks about 5'6 to me, and Ruki is also 5'6.

Lucifer: Yeah yeah, I'm a short king. I get it!

*Sol smiles at Husk as he tries his desserts, and soon tilts his head in curiosity.*

Sol: Hm? Oh! I didn't know you had a nephew, Husk. What's he like?

[giantkillerjack]

Me seeing art for a show I both hate and thoroughly love to roast: Someone worked really hard on this as an act of love, and I will not reblog their work just to trash the show in their tags. The artist can see the tags. I will not do it. I won't. They're not hurting anyone. I am not going to-- I'm not. I'm not, I'm not going to do it, I am genuinely not going to I'm not--not even if I want to because GODS I want to but I won't I'll just make a separate post about it or something, it's not like everything I love is so perfect anyway, and I sure wouldn't appreciate it, goodness knows so I'm not going to do it EVEN THOUGH MERLIN IS

A STUPID SHOW AND THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT

SHOULD FEEL BAD!!!!

(The people who like it don't have to feel bad. Both because it is genuinely a moral neutral, and also, well, they've already sat through all of BBC Merlin - they've suffered enough!)

[tvxcue]

tbh the more distance i get from the hysteria that took hold of me in 2021, the more pissed off i get that spn didn’t die after s2. like yeah it’s tragic and that COULD be interesting but it literally wasn’t. it was just bad AND sad. so it wasn’t even satisfying to watch or anything.

[bump-inthe-night]

Vivziepop wants you to see Charlie as a kind, caring person, but her actions say the opposite, making her appear selfish and horrible. In the show, we see: 

-Charlie is an awful girlfriend to Vaggie, who runs the hotel for her since she’s too incapable of doing it herself. She doesn’t appreciate, defend, or support her, and she puts little work into their relationship and the hotel. 

-Charlie learns about Angel being abused by Valentino but refuses to use her power to free him because she believes it’ll make her “mean and bossy.” She doesn’t even consider having her father and king of Hell, Lucifer, intervene if she doesn’t want to get her hands dirty. 

-Charlie doesn’t have an issue with Alastor owning the souls of other demons and using them for his bidding, but does with Valentino owning Angel, whom she still hasn’t done anything about FIVE months later. She’s supposed to care heavily about Angel but is deliberately sitting on her hands. 

-During the season finale, Charlie is cowering and apologizing to angels, who are trying to kill her and her citizens during a war. She barely fights despite Hell being heavily under attack and her citizens needing her help.

Charlie is supposed to be a nice character but is instead an annoying and inconsiderate woman-child who acts like she’s helpless and incapable of doing anything.

[sammyofold]

Here are those fic recs I promised you @incesthemes ! I hope there's some in there that you'll really enjoy <3 I split up the recs into overarching tropes to group some together, but I'll start with those that don't fit into any of the groups.

The list got a bit long, so I decided to split it up into two parts.

(Part 1 | Part 2)

Courting Death by theproblematique.

Summary: Sam Winchester lived the first six months of his life in a happy family; the next twelve years as John Winchester's only son, and the last decade as an orphan. He's supposed to die at twenty-two trying to save the woman he loves from a fire, because he doesn't have a brother to pull him back. But the night Sam meets his Reaper he discovers that Death is overly fond of pop-culture references, too beautiful to be real, and reluctant to kill him.

Servant of Servants 'verse by klove0511.

This is a two-part series (though I think it might've been intended to have more fics, its ending doesn't leave you feeling snubbed), posing the question: "what if it had been Sam who'd been mortally wounded at the end of Season 1?"

love potion no. 9 by according2thelore.

Summary: Dean drinks a love potion. Sam is falling apart at the seams because he's been in love with his brother for more than a decade.

keep me in a daydream by according2thelore.

Summary: After an accidental kiss makes a hunt go suspiciously well, Sam and Dean decide to try it again. And again. And again. It's no different from wearing lucky socks, right? A 5 + 1.

for you and me (i got no alibi) by remy.

Summary: There are people hitting on Sam wherever he goes, and Dean is doing weird things like holding doors open for him and touching him way more than is necessary, and it's all driving Sam up the wall. It doesn't help that he's been in love with Dean for just about forever, and all of it feels like a mockery of something he'll never get to have. Meanwhile, Dean is at his wits' end trying to figure out how he can make Sam realize that he is, in fact, trying to get into his pants.

Ben Has Two Dads by regala_electra.

Summary: When Ben turns thirteen and learns that Dean Winchester is his father, he runs away to join his father (and uncle). A tale where boys are boys, Vikings are Vikings, unicorns go to Candy Mountains, Dean and Sam are in big gay love, and Ben becomes a Winchester.

Last Temptation by merle_p.

Summary: Sam is running a fever again, the kind of fever no Ibuprofen or cold compress will bring down, the kind of fever that is eating him up alive, eviscerating him from the inside. He is too hot and too cold and too pale, delirious and shaking, resonating with whatever divine energy the trials are subjecting him to, and Dean is not sure how much longer he can stand to see him be in this state. Because Sam is quite possibly dying, and there is nothing Dean can do to stop it. Because Sam is dying, and he just. Won’t. Shut. Up.

Five Times Dean Forgot and One Time He Remembered by elsi.

Summary: Rowena warned him the obliviate curse might have “aftershocks.” That Dean could relapse to his amnesiac state without warning—though only temporarily, she assured. But this? This goes beyond calling a lamp a “light stick.”

Whatever It Is by theproblematique.

Summary: Both Sam and Dean get sent to the year 2014.

Take My Hand (Take My Whole Life, Too) by TeacupUnicorn.

Summary: Sam and Dean get handcuffed together during a hunt. With a werewolf on their tail and a proximity to each other they haven’t had since they were kids, their unstable relationship is put to the test and their trust in each other is pushed to the limit. Set sometime after 5x16 and before 5x20.

Not Her Sam by Yuval25.

Summary: Future Dean goes back in time to change the future and saves Jess. Future Sam tags along unexpectedly. And Jess is okay. No, seriously. She's fine.

Mistaken For a Couple

101 - mythology by ani_coolgirl.

Summary: As Sam, Dean, and Kali flee Lucifer's slaughter, Kali makes an assumption. The boys try to clear up any misconceptions. They don't do a very good job.

I need you so much closer by cherryvanilla.

Summary: five times they're mistaken for a couple plus one time they actually are.

Domesticity

Paisley by samsexualdeancurious.

Summary: After his mind wall was broken and was healed, Sam knows he can’t be a hunter anymore, so he and Dean retire, and Sam ends up finding a homeless dog who was abused and together they heal.

The Chicago Verse by compo67.

This is a series spanning a whopping 169 fics. I've read only a few of them and I enjoyed Sam and Dean retiring in this town together. It's still updating, looks like, since the latest fic added was in May of this year.

a few things worth saying by hathfrozen.

Summary: “So this morning,” Dean ventures as they blast down the highway in pitch black night toward a probable werewolf case. Sam looks over at him, thin eyebrows raised, eyes clear and calm. He’s not even difficult about it, doesn’t ask what Dean is after, doesn’t deny what had happened. Instead he says, very simply, “I just figure, why lie?” Alright then.

All The Way In by hunters_retreat.

Summary: Sam never did know how exactly it happened. One day, he and Dean were run ragged, exhausted from yet another disaster of a hunt, no money and no gas, no prospects and no allies left alive to give them a hand. The next, they owned a store with a shooting range and Sam was a professor of religious studies at a local community college.

Pre-Series & Season 1

To Blow Against the Wind by dreamlittleyo.

Summary: After Oasis Plains, Sam and Dean can't. Stop. Touching each other.

Star-Crossed by Agent_Hellcat.

Summary: Before Sam departs for Stanford, he writes a letter to Dean, begging him to come to Palo Alto with him.

Birthday Suit by wincestation.

Summary: On the morning of Dean’s eighteenth birthday, Dad takes him to buy a suit. Sam is… interested.

house song by according2thelore.

Summary: “The werewolf.” Sam says, quick. Hushed. Scared. “I don’t know how. I was—He was standing above you and then he wasn’t. And I think I did that.” Dean keeps whispering stuff to Sam, banal reassurances that Sam soaks up like a sponge, but he feels sick. Sammy did something impossible. Sammy’s been doing impossible things. For years. Or: Pre-Canon/Teen!chesters AU in which Sam develops powers at age eleven, Dean will do anything to protect him, and they have to live with the consequences

Outsider POV

What I've Done by Amoreanonyname.

Summary: He wasn’t going to say anything more about it. He could tell, Dean was happy to see him, but wasn’t going to humor this topic. Dean, young Dean would jump to obey John, to answer John’s questions, but this was an older Dean who was more loyal to someone else now. More loyal to his brother. John wasn’t the priority here, and he realized with another guilty jump in his stomach that he never should have been.

something you love and understand by monsterq.

Summary: In heaven, Mary makes an unwelcome discovery about her sons’ relationship.

a skeleton terribly restless by remy.

Summary: Mary knows she doesn't fit right in this strange new world she's woken up in, with these grown men masquerading as her sons, but she tries her best. She really does. She closes her eyes to all the things she does not want to see, and she lies to herself until she's convinced. Until she can't.

Flowers on the Window Sill by orphan_account.

Summary: Sam and Dean Winchester's relationship as observed by the good people of Star's Hollow.

Soulmates

Fix You by non_tiembo_mala.

Summary: After their encounter with Famine, the boys are in dire straits. With Dean left shaken by the horseman's taunts - which rang truer than he'd like to admit - and Sam juiced up on demon blood again, Dean is at a loss. He has no idea how to move forward, or where they're meant to go from here. Then again, they’ve always had each other - perhaps their salvation isn't as far away as it seems.

All Too Familiar by sammichgirl.

Summary: Sam's new hobby has consequences they never saw coming. Turns out, that's OK with Dean after all.

What We Do by BleedingInk.

Summary: Castiel catches Sam and Dean in a compromising position.

since feeling is first by queenklu.

Summary: That he wants to think this is Dean yanking a leash should make his blood run cold, not aching hot. It should make him sick, angry, it should get his fucking hackles up and make him fight. He does want to fight. But there’s a skin-thin line between primal things, and fighting isn’t all he wants to do.

if the dam breaks open many years too soon by deirde_c.

Summary: Sam’s soul springs a leak, and Dean’s the one who can repair it.

In the beached margin of the sea by rivers_bend.

Summary: Sam and Dean black out on a hunt, and when they wake up, Dean's having visions and Sam can't get new, strange feelings out of his head. When John finds out about the side effects, he'll do anything to get rid of the "curse". But Sam and Dean don't want to go back to the way things were before.

I Don't Need A Symbol by amoreanonyname.

Summary: It hadn’t meant that much to Sam at first. A warm glow at being able to do something nice for Dean, to give him something for once, to make him as happy as he seemed when he put it on immediately. It was what it meant to Dean that made it mean something else to Sam.